Once Again…

…I’m tempted by a thrilling tale of Ike & Tina for poor people, only to be rebuffed by the cruel hand of random selection.
(Translation: I didn’t get picked for jury duty.)
That leaves the most exciting thing that happened to me today being filling my crotch with hot coffee at the courthouse.

Happy Mutant Sock Monkey Day!

Nutty 45° View of da Homestead

While jacking around with Zillow today I natch had to look up my own neck of the woods.
This is just creepy:

So apparently my living room casts a distinct shadow on the building next door, and it looks like there might be some slight roof damage over the dining room — the roof is “dark” right there, as if it collects water.
Also, that apartment building behind me looks much further away than it actually is. I’d really like nothing more than to raze that hideous eyesore to the ground, but it ain’t gonna happen. (It partially obstructs my view, but only of Market St.)
Oh, and to my many enemies: Should you acquire some sort of GPS-guided weapon, I’ve highlighted where I’m currently sitting. Best of luck!

Awful Bright for Cheese

This picture will not win me any awards, but it’s 9:30p, what do you want from me?
Anyway, I was looking out the window and noticed the bay was lit up like Close Encounters (or at least Spielberg doing a shoot). Nope… just a lovely full moon shining right into the bay like a giant flashlight:

[ Posted another picture before; they both suck. I’m getting a 30D next month for my Yellowstone/Jackson Hole trip… ]

$5000 Bounty

For Penn Jillette. DEAD.
But thems just jokes.
Loves me some wingnuts.

Appropriate Birthday Presents

So… I’m getting some Apple goodness for someone special, but I can’t help but be me. To wit:
The Gift: Black iPod nano. Svelte and sexy. A most excellent gift, no?
The Engraving: “Sorry I fell asleep while you were doing ‘that.’ Twice. Love, schmeeve”
At least I’m honest. And apologetic.

*sigh*

Scarlet Crusade

Is it just me, or this server down way too much?

Down the Drain

Tom DeLay will not seek re-election.
Actually, this is not a good thing, as it would dealt him a crushing defeat in his backwater GOP stronghold come November. Apparently he is that smart.
But Tom still faces jail. And he’s way more the power player than Abramhoff. I sincerely hope this doesn’t derail his inevitable incarceration.
Ronnie Earle: do not back down. Put this asshole in jail.
Some love — waxing Nostalgic.