*twitch!* *POW!* *snort!* *boink!* *twitch!*

I never get invited to the right parties:

You know you’re in trouble when your gaming is interrupted by a scream of “come on you fuckers, who’s first?” Things generally go south from there if, when you turn around, you find a completely naked man with a giant erection standing in the middle of the room, beckoning for someone to come over and sit on his lap.

For the record, I hardly call that “trouble.”

Scarlet Crusade

Is it just me, or this server down way too much?