Even More Kenneth Eng

Posted by: on Feb 28, 2007 | 2 Comments

Ardent furry fanatic.

And there we have it.

More Kenneth Eng

Posted by: on Feb 28, 2007 | No Comments

Remember kids — laugh at him, not with him.

From this interview:

Describe one recurring dream you have?
Escaping this prison of a planet and physically entering the 0th Dimension as an anthropomorphic shark.

If you could have any five people over for dinner, who would they be?
Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Stephen Hawking, Charles Darwin, and my future self.

What would surprise most people to learn about you?
That even though I am by definition a genius…

His self-penned biography over at Amazon reminds us he “fought through hell to get where he was.” I’m sure he do.

More over at Table of Malcontents, which unfortunately reminds us he “masturbates all the time.”

Worried that she’d spurned a truly great talent, Hilary looked into Eng’s novel, Dragon: Lexicon Triumvirate, and discovered that she had truly missed out. Check out these choice bits she gathered from the book:

“Time is not a concept. It is a word.”

This is how the novel begins. Wow. Mindblowing stuff — and this book stars dragons!

The dialogue is also top-notch. Here is one fine example:

“Interesting,” muttered Dennagon to himself. “The force of gravity is 9.8 meters per second squared on this planet, but not in space. I wonder if ‘space’ actually exists.”

And there’s ACTION!

“Dennagon nonchalantly dropped down from his perched position to the ground. Without even taking his eyes off his book, he casually thrust his fist out, punching a hole straight through the head of one of his enemies as it charged. The decapitated body still handing from his forearm, he merely shifted his fist to the side so that the others could run into it. Expectedly, they did, blasting apart their own skulls against his scaly knuckles.”

Why I Hate Blacks: Full Article and Text

Posted by: on Feb 28, 2007 | 2 Comments

I had trouble finding this, but here’s that lovely Why I Hate Blacks article that first appeared in AsianWeek this past Friday.

While it’s obvious that Kenneth Eng is a racist fucktard, the mere fact that it seemingly went past editorial, got on the front page and the editor still has his head makes me think: cheap publicity stunt. Here we have some solid evidence against that asians-are-super-smart meme often thrown around. (Which isn’t racist, of course, cuz it’s good stereotype. *sigh*)

Anyway, enjoy. It’s a winner.


Kenneth Eng, Feb 23, 2007

Here is a list of reasons why we should discriminate against blacks, starting from the most obvious down to the least obvious:

  • Blacks hate us. Every Asian who has ever come across them knows that they take almost every opportunity to hurl racist remarks at us.

    In my experience, I would say about 90 percent of blacks I have met, regardless of age or environment, poke fun at the very sight of an Asian. Furthermore, their activity in the media proves their hatred: Rush Hour, Exit Wounds, Hot 97, etc.

  • Contrary to media depictions, I would argue that blacks are weak-willed. They are the only race that has been enslaved for 300 years. It’s unbelievable that it took them that long to fight back.

    On the other hand, we slaughtered the Russians in the Japanese-Russo War.

  • Blacks are easy to coerce. This is proven by the fact that so many of them, including Reverend Al Sharpton, tend to be Christians.

    Yet, at the same time, they spend much of their time whining about how much they hate “the whites that oppressed them.”

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Christianity the religion that the whites forced upon them?

  • Blacks don’t get it. I know it’s a blunt and crass comment, but it’s true. When I was in high school, I recall a class debate in which one half of the class was chosen to defend black slavery and the other half was chosen to defend liberation.

    Disturbingly, blacks on the prior side viciously defended slavery as well as Christianity. They say if you don’t study history, you’re condemned to repeat it.

    In high school, I only remember one black student ever attending any of my honors and AP courses. And that student was caught cheating.

    It is rather troubling that they are treated as heroes, but then again, whites will do anything to defend them.

Supposedly this is Kenneth Eng’s Amazon profile. Juvenile and angry… suppose it could be.

Tune in tomorrow… we’ll explore why Asians can’t drive.

Rock On

Posted by: on Feb 23, 2007 | No Comments

Friend’s band, gotta love the flyer…

I’ll be there.

Personal Thank You

Posted by: on Feb 22, 2007 | No Comments

To Officer Alviso of the Burlingame PD. Sure, it was just a meter violation, and technically I was in the wrong, but never the less were understanding and let me go with just a warning — and you were pleasant too!

A hell of a guy.

Attention SF DPT parking nazis: those $50 tickets and most of all your shitty attitude is why people get SOOOO angry. I of course don’t condone hurling urine or rocks your way, but would it wouldn’t kill ya to be professional and courtesous. (And issue valid citations — you used to ticket my correctly stickered car all the time when I lived in the Duboce Triangle, ya bastards… and you knew what you were doing, you just didn’t care.)

Sweet Jesus, I hate NetworkSolutions

Posted by: on Feb 22, 2007 | No Comments

…they held one of my domains hostage and sent me through so many hoops, wasting so much time, that now my only option this far out is some bullshit $150 “redemption fee.” What a racket they’re running — no wonder they’ve lost all of their domain business.
For the next several days, I’ll fantasize about revenge and talk to lawyers. I don’t think my urge to kill will subside fast enough for me to let this go onto the back burner.


Posted by: on Feb 20, 2007 | No Comments

A room here at the office contains nothing but two knee pads. It’s been bothering me for days… so thought I’d share. You’re welcome.


Posted by: on Feb 14, 2007 | No Comments

There’s more than 10 billion chickens in the world, but only one…

What to Watch

Posted by: on Feb 13, 2007 | No Comments

Frontline: News War, a 4-part series starting tonight.

SFGate’s got more:

Readers didn’t need a week of front-page stories about diaper-wearing astronauts and the alleged cultural significance of Anna Nicole Smith to tell them that the Fourth Estate is having an identity crisis.


The 4 1/2-hour “News War” series traces the pathology crippling the media business — financially and legally — back to the days of the Nixon administration.