Not Measuring Up: My iPhone Bill
I think my frequent access to Wi-Fi is screwing me of the opportunity to make my own video revealing a over 300 page bill from AT&T. (Methinks a lot of you would probably have no problem at all helping that poor girl with her bill.)
I’d given up paper billing for starters, but even the PDF version from the AT&T site came in at 178 pages. Every 15 minutes my iPhone checks email and uses EDGE? A new entry on the bill. All cost me $0.00. Fucking brilliant.
Even given the first 30 hours numbers and averaging $1 extra per mailing of the physical giaganto-bill (paper, postage, and packaging — it requires a BOX not an envelope for most), that’s $217k they wasted.
Given AT&Ts religious need to felate the Street, I’d be watching for that FCKUIPHONE “tax” to show up on your next bill.
Neighborly: CBT TOP
Parked a couple of doors down:
Maybe new to the neighborhood or just stopping by?
Don’t think I’ll be attending any house warming parties in the near future.
iPhone Haters: Finally, a Legit Reason to Reject the Jesusphone
Yep, that’s Karl Rove, our Dark Lord of the Sith.
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WTF? Mirapex makes you Gamble
Mirapex is one of those drugs designed to treat problems you never knew you had, in this case, restless leg snydrome. Buyer beware, however:
There have been reports of patients taking certain medications to treat Parkinson’s disease or RLS, including MIRAPEX, that have reported problems with gambling, compulsive eating, and increased sex drive.
Um. Okay. Seems like a little toe-tapping would be worth it. Can’t argue with that last one though.
Kenneth Eng Arrested
Kenneth Eng, the author of a controversial AsianWeek column that described reasons to “hate” black people, is being held in a New York jail without bail on assault and harassment charges.
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Eng allegedly approached the mother and daughter as they stood in their driveway with their pet and said, “If your dog bites me, I will kill you and your family.” He then called the mother fat and lazy and swung a hammer at her and the dog, according to the Queens district attorney’s office.
Eng’s certifiably nuts. Check it out: 1, 2, 3, 4.
Here’s to hoping the arresting officer was as chocolate as they come.
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She does not dream at all about such…
Penis enlargement. I get a few hundred a day. Yawn. But this girl — check out the cheap Photoshop job on this girl’s eyes. Classic. I also enjoyed the pork loin trussed weenie diagram. Quality spam.
Remembering Falwell
I don’t take any particular joy in his death, but I do know if I’d met him yesterday, he’d of deemed me immoral and doomed me to hell. So, well, fuck him.
You can Google around as well as I can to find out what an awful human being he was, but here’s a few in memorandum.
“I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won’t have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!” (you didn’t!)
“AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”
“I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians … the A.C.L.U., People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say, ‘You helped this happen.'”
(in reference to 9-11) “God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve.”
“Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.”
“The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America’s free enterprise system and our economic stability.”
“Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.”
Oh, and let’s not forget his crusade against Tinky-Winky, the purple Teletubby turning your children teh gay.
[ UPDATE: Heh. There’s a postmortem protest at 18th & Castro tonight. Hey, boys — shouldn’t you be saving this for Phelps? ]
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