Road to Redemption Chart

Posted by: on Feb 5, 2007 | No Comments

Hmmm… work in progress, but starting a chart here on America’s favorite export: blame.


If you are… …and get busted, seek…
Mayor, oh, and fucking your campaign manager’s wife Alcohol Treatment
Congressman, querying your male pages as to their masturbatory habits Alcohol Treatment
Evangelical preacher ordering up a bucket of Cock n’ Crank every weekend Some horseshit pseudo-scientific “Spiritual Restoration”
A Thieving Whore of a Politician “Rehab”, followed by 30 months in prison…or tearful TV appearance, followed by 8 years in prison
A Thieving Whore of a Lobbyist Confuse everyone with a series of disguises, then go to jail for 6 years
Spoiled celeb flashing yer meat curtains ’round town (and not named Paris or Britney) “Treatment” for “undisclosed reasons”

Ok, gotta go work, but c’mon, send me a few more.