Road to Redemption Chart
Hmmm… work in progress, but starting a chart here on America’s favorite export: blame.
| If you are… | …and get busted, seek… |
| Mayor, oh, and fucking your campaign manager’s wife | Alcohol Treatment |
| Congressman, querying your male pages as to their masturbatory habits | Alcohol Treatment |
| Evangelical preacher ordering up a bucket of Cock n’ Crank every weekend | Some horseshit pseudo-scientific “Spiritual Restoration” |
| A Thieving Whore of a Politician | “Rehab”, followed by 30 months in prison…or tearful TV appearance, followed by 8 years in prison |
| A Thieving Whore of a Lobbyist | Confuse everyone with a series of disguises, then go to jail for 6 years |
| Spoiled celeb flashing yer meat curtains ’round town (and not named Paris or Britney) | “Treatment” for “undisclosed reasons” |
Ok, gotta go work, but c’mon, send me a few more.
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