Airport Fun

Posted by: on Jun 9, 2006 | 2 Comments

So I’m going through Salt Lake City today and this Wal-mart target demo fam parks it right in the middle of the path, nearly forcing me into their horde of supersized spawn and airport-appropriate rubber flipflops.
“Jesus!” I muttered under my breath, as I turned to circumvent..
Mom does a 180, gets all bug-eyed and snaps, “IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!”
Not quite the apology I was looking for, but twas fairly witty…
Anyway, my moms and I are parked about 20-odd miles outside of Yeller-stone. Nothing but rain on the drive out here, but at least we’re living large in the Caddy DTS. So eco-friendly.


  1. MattyMatt
    June 11, 2006

    You should’ve come back with, “OF MY ASS!” I bet the two of you could’ve gotten a good back-and-forth riffing going.

  2. Rev. Dan
    September 2, 2006

    You should have come back with:
    “Oh, so that’s why you’re oblivious to other people and the world around you.”
    “Oh, so that’s why you think you’re the center of the universe.”


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