Shutup!

You can hear O’Reilly now telling the NY Supreme Court, “Just shutup!”
Admittedly, I pictured him more as a genital mutilation and snuff flicks kinda guy. Or, at the very least, all butt-sex all-the-time. Anyway, here’s a few gems. Enjoy!

36. During the course of their dinner in early May 2002 Defendant BILL O’REILLY proceeded, without solicitation or invite, to inform Plaintiff ANDREA MACKRIS that he had advised another woman to purchase a vibrator, and had taught that woman how to masturbate…
37. …such as when he [O’Reilly] received a massage in a cabana in Bali and the “little short brown woman” asked to see his penis and was “amazed.”
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42. …two “really wild” Scandinavian airline stewardesses… a “girl” at a sex show in Thailand who had shown him things in a backroom that “blew [his] mind.”… going to Italy to meet the Pope, that his pregnant wife was staying at home with his daughter, and implied he was looking forward to some extra-marital dalliances with the “hot Italian women.”
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45. Defendant once again tried to convince Plaintiff to engage in telephone sex with him. Plaintiff again adamantly refused….
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55. ..Defendant sternly warned to the effect:

If you cross FOX NEWS CHANNEL, it’s not just me, it’s Roger Ailes who will go after you. I’m the street guy out front making loud noises about the issues, but Ailes operates behind the scenes, strategizes and makes things happen so that one day BAM! The person gets what’s coming to them but never sees it coming. Look at Al Franken, one day he’s going to get a knock on his door and life as he known it will change forever. That day will happen, trust me.

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66. …he suggested that Plaintiff ANDREW MACKRIS purchase a vibrator and name it, and that he had one “shaped like a cock with a little battery in it” that a woman had given him. It became apparent that Defendant was masturbating as he spoke…
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77. …watching a porn… babbled perversely regarding his fantasies concerning Carribean vacations…
78. …”So anyway, I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda’ kissing your neck from behind… and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I’d put it on your pussy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business…”
79. …Defendant BILL O’REILLY suggested that he would perform oral sex… and that she would start to perform fellatio upon his “big cock” but not complete the sex act: “you’d tease me, like you wouldn’t really do it, you’d just like — ‘cuz I know you… you’re like a tease.”
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81. …it became clear he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.

Falafel? WTF?