Posted by: on May 7, 2004 | No Comments

So, the Bush team listening devices picked up this outside of Rummy’s house tonight:

Joyce Rumsfeld: Good evening stud, how did your day go?

Rummy: Well, I lied to Congress. Then I masturbated. Oh, and after that… I sold my soul to Cheney for a bag of Cheetos. They were delicious, but they get all over your fingers, ya know?

Mrs.: Yes, I know sweetie. Well, just another day then? Huh?

Rummy: Yep.

And there’s this:

Rumsfeld did not describe the photos, but U.S. military officials told NBC News that the unreleased images showed U.S. soldiers severely beating an Iraqi prisoner nearly to death, having sex with a female Iraqi female prisoner and “acting inappropriately with a dead body.” The officials said there was also a videotape, apparently shot by U.S. personnel, showing Iraqi guards raping young boys.

I will give Rummy this much: he admitted there were more photos, and even videos coming.

Ohhhh!!! *chortle* I can’t wait for the “American GIs Gone Wild” videos. I mean, there’s young boy rape and even inappropriate action with a dead body. Hot, hot, hot!

Meanwhile, of VITAL importance today, was denying OTC “morning after” pills for absolutely no sound scientific reason.

Kinda like when Bush was in Crawford ignoring the “Bin Laden Determined to Attack the US” PDB because he had more important business to attend to — vacationing and denying stem cell research.

God Bless Amerika.