Fast Food Nation? Redux

On the 5th I mentioned KFC’s kookie “healthy” fried chicken ad campaign, along with their even more whacky “not applicable in all areas” fresh guarantee. Perhaps they ran out of crack, or maybe it was the complaint the Center for Science in the Public Interest filed claiming false advertising, but KFC won’t be touting the greasy-bucket’s pound shedding capabilities any longer.
Freshness continues to not be available at all locations, however.