I don’t even know you, but…

…there’s no reason for you to be as insanely obnoxious as you are. So knock it the fuck off.
Shut off your damn cell phone, stop breeding if you can’t control the little shits, bathe — for christ fucking sake — PLEASE bathe, don’t step on or touch me or run into me with your shopping cart, and get the fuck out of the fast lane if you’re causing a backup.
That is all. Have a nice day.