Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Clothes can make a statement. Urban-bag designer Tom Bihn has discovered that labels can, too. Bihn’s sales have doubled since a French-language presidential insult mysteriously made its way onto the bilingual washing instructions for hundreds of his laptop bags and backpacks.
The labels read: “Nous sommes desoles que notre president soit un idiot. Nous n’avons pas vote pour lui.”
Translated into English: “We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We didn’t vote for him.”
With Walk-on-Water Action!
Go see the commercial. Go on!
I hear this one has been designed to mount the Ann Coulter talking action figure from behind.
Merry Whatever…
Merry Christmas!
Merry Hanukah!
Merry Kwanza!
Merry Festivus!
Merry Day-Before-Returning-Presents-Day!
Whatever you are, whatever you practice, however pissed off you are at everything being closed on a Christian holiday, Merry 25th! 🙂
I’m so going to hell…
Last minute gift shopping? How about a Baby Jesus Butt Plug.
Say Happy Thanksgiving with Turkey & Gravy Soda!
No joke folks, it’s a real creation of the Jones Soda Co. And it’s vegetarian to boot! Lordy. Story.
Don’t cancel those Thanksgiving feast preparations just yet — the soda’s taste can politely be described as, um, interesting. But the limited-edition novelty soda tempted enough curious taste buds that the entire supply sold out within a few hours on the company’s Web site.
Guys, meet my friend… Foreskin Lips!
My friend and old roommate got “lip augmentation” today. (He owns a tanning salon, Doc pumps lips — they worked out an arrangement.) Sure, he’s gonna look like Stifler’s Mom, but that’s not even the best part: he got Cosmoplast injections, a natural substance which has better staying power than collagen but still metabolizes within 4-6 months leaving nothing permanent. But it gets better. This latest round of injectables (including Cosmoplast) is derived from newborn babies’ circumcised foreskin. Oh yeah, that’s HOT, HOT, HOT!
Other new fav lip injections, such as Perlane, are harvested from roosters.
Ah… vanity!
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