Dane is Lame
Salon agrees.
Seriously, I wouldn’t even listen to that dude for 5 seconds with my penis in his mouth.
Shake Me
I kept looking for Mel Gibson’s LS430 wrapped around a pole outside my house, but was not to be.
Gave me a good jolt. I had to put the washing machine on spin to finish the job. Damn you, tectonic plates!
Ok, grossing myself out.
Kathy
Went to Kathy Griffin last Thursday. Despite being a bit late, she went on for over 2 hours with entirely new material.
To end, she read an email she received just before the show. I’m paraphrasing here, but it went something like this:
Hi Kathy.
I was wondering now that you’re single if you’d ever try a woman. I’d really like to meet you and think we’d have a wonderful time.
I’m staying at the EconoLodge and my room number is…
Most excellent show. The Warfield was a bit hot, but it was all laughs the entire time…
Bea and Rock
It’s so fucking hot outside, and this has nothing to do with that:
What’s next for the iPod guy?
“Maybe you know who I’m talking about Steve — it’s Jesus the Messiah. He was born in a donkey’s feeding trough, even more humble than a garage.”
Crikey!
Lori’s mom snapped this in Sequoia Natl Park. I haven’t the foggiest as to what it is, but it gives me the heebs and I’m quite sure it made an appearance in the Wrath of Khan…
TV Shopping
Think I’ll take the plunge and replace the 250lb boat anchor in my living room when I get back from HK. So many different formats, sizes, inputs. Decisions, decisions.
And now I have to worry about snakes. That’s right — snakes.
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