Highlights of a Tuesday

Mason calls this afternoon:

Oh my God! You’ll never believe what I just saw!

(excited) What?! What!

Three bees doing it! It’s a bee three-some!

(non-plussed) That’s, um, fantastic. I saw some flies do that once.

Yeah! One on top, one in the back. I’m going to go take a nap now.

Okay. Sweet dreams.

Ah, good to be me. *sigh*