Internets

Worst use of these here Internets:
The enduring wisdom of Pat Sajak protecting that poor victimized man of the people, Tom “I AM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT!” DeLay. (The original story referred to DeLay as “Senate Majority Whip,” proving my aunt was right all along: Vanna’s the one with the brains over there at WoF.)
Best use:
Protecting our children from the evils of penetration. In particular, the butt buggery section has very instructive pictures.