This genital electrocution sponsored by…

Try and look surprised:

NEW YORK — A document released for the first time today by the American Civil Liberties Union suggests that President Bush issued an Executive Order authorizing the use of inhumane interrogation methods against detainees in Iraq. Also released by the ACLU today are a slew of other records including a December 2003 FBI e-mail that characterizes methods used by the Defense Department as “torture” and a June 2004 “Urgent Report” to the Director of the FBI that raises concerns that abuse of detainees is being covered up.

Why not just brand a giant “USA” on their asses?
Oh, we’re gonna still pretend we’re helping these people out? Oh, okay.
Also… 20 dead in Mosul this morning. Hope Rummy doesn’t get carpal tunnel!