It’s Crazy Tasty!

Spam sucks, sure enough, but occasionally you get some winners:

Apparently, Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make me an ordained minister…. in 48 hours! While not exactly the deity I want to be, it’s a step closer, and it includes such benefits as: weddings, funerals, baptisms, forgiveness of sins, and even visiting correctional facilities to “preach the word of God to those who have strayed from the flock.” All for $29.95. Ohhh! Correctional facilities! I’m just tingling with… um… fear? Maybe I can fend off a shanking with the Good Book.

Seriously, I can’t think of anything more unappealing. Well, maybe one thing.

So even spam has got its niche markets. I wonder if the spammer forgives herself after each spamblast?

Speaking of Simpson, The Simpsons is on right now… gotta go.