Guys, meet my friend… Foreskin Lips!

My friend and old roommate got “lip augmentation” today. (He owns a tanning salon, Doc pumps lips — they worked out an arrangement.) Sure, he’s gonna look like Stifler’s Mom, but that’s not even the best part: he got Cosmoplast injections, a natural substance which has better staying power than collagen but still metabolizes within 4-6 months leaving nothing permanent. But it gets better. This latest round of injectables (including Cosmoplast) is derived from newborn babies’ circumcised foreskin. Oh yeah, that’s HOT, HOT, HOT!
Other new fav lip injections, such as Perlane, are harvested from roosters.
Ah… vanity!