March 24, 2006

Je$u$ for Sale

$55 advance, $199 walk-up:

More than 25,000 evangelical Christian youth landed Friday in San Francisco for a two-day rally at AT&T Park against "the virtue terrorism" of popular culture, and they were greeted by an official city condemnation and a clutch of protesters who said their event amounted to a "fascist mega-pep rally."

Seriously, I've gotta scheme something up to separate these nutters from their money. It's just too easy. Rapture departure kits? Murder the Homo or Abortionist home game?

Posted by schmeeve at March 24, 2006 10:49 PM
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