November 17, 2005

Central Valley

Things that suck about driving in the Central Valley:

- Trucks. About a billion of them, mostly Wal-Mart.
- Harris Ranch, specifically it's feed lot. Downright disgusting.
- Lars Larsen, right wing nut job who I listen to mostly to stay awake -- because I get so damn mad. Tonight, he was lamenting FEMA paying for hotel rooms for the displaced Katrina victims, and was making a national crisis out of prisoners profiting from selling their "art." (Of zero interest: is housing available for the displaced? How the hell can a prisoner even spend his money? Buy a fetching Vitton bag at the commissary?)
- Food choices existing only of McD's, Wendy's, Carl's Jr, and other crap options which have an 's in them
- Yokels that want to race in their F-150's or "hemi" trucks

Things that suck about getting out of LA and even into the Central Valley:
- The 405.

Good things:
- Cows. (Excluding the doomed ones in the feed lot.) I like moo-moos, especially when they're grazing, with calfs running around. Adorable. (Okay, and delicious...)

Time for bed.

Posted by schmeeve at November 17, 2005 1:57 AM | TrackBack
tags: