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Um...

I was out to dinner with some friends the other night, and there was someone there that I found, let's say, interesting. Attractive, talkative.

So, I was headed to the bar.

Me: Drink?

Them: No.

Me: You sure?

Them: Yeah, it doesn't mix well with the Risperdal.

Me: Risperdal... [long pause] Um, isn't that for severe schizophrenia?

Them: Uh huh. It is.

Me: I see. Riiiiiight... no drinks for you.

Boy. I know how to pick 'em.