Al and Ann, My Fav Fucktards

Posted by: on Aug 27, 2006 | One Comment

If you click on my fucktards category, turns out you can get a poster of Ann Coulter for the low, low price of $4.87! She’s as emaciated and skeletal as you please. What a steal!
I have this theory that Ann really needs some black cock. Specifically, Al Sharpton’s. I know, you’re gonna have to work with me on this one, but I think we can reduce political discourse in this country by 23.8% if we just all look the other way while Al anally violates Ann. (I conducted a scientifical study and all. Real scientifical. Wait.. remember.. I said work with me. Oh, and I asked. Turns out Ann LIVES for this kinda action — “hard, rough, and forget lube! Only Satan-worshiping Bin-Laden lovin’ Democrats use ass lube!” Uh, her words, not mine.)
Thankfully, an Al Sharpton for President 2008 sticker can be had for only $3.95.
Get both.
Recommended activity: pin the giant black wang on the boney pus-filled ass.